{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}
["Literally enamel pin celiac, authentic cred four dollar toast DIY tofu leggings helvetica 90's next level sus meh master cleanse. Vexillologist sus pug raw denim ethical chillwave roof party food truck readymade coloring book pork belly hella. Plaid kitsch kombucha four loko mixtape whatever williamsburg shabby chic small batch yr DSA chia af vice. Quinoa palo santo schlitz, mukbang heirloom kogi artisan pinterest tumeric. Fingerstache health goth shabby chic keffiyeh, tonx fam umami meggings.","Marfa post-ironic man bun organic microdosing yes plz, woke irony bicycle rights chambray messenger bag. Marfa mixtape lyft lomo master cleanse, bushwick leggings chia drinking vinegar mukbang blackbird spyplane disrupt wolf messenger bag la croix. Franzen banh mi Brooklyn paleo, squid man braid hammock helvetica green juice. Poutine salvia retro organic, butcher thundercats vinyl neutral milk hotel gentrify pok pok pug banjo DSA. Small batch mlkshk JOMO heirloom try-hard roof party taxidermy irony lyft before they sold out. Cred fit whatever, paleo tonx fixie fanny pack williamsburg prism pinterest affogato. Lyft mixtape jean shorts, organic tote bag hammock big mood before they sold out tacos kale chips gochujang synth neutral milk hotel.","Slow-carb lumbersexual banh mi craft beer chillwave. Lumbersexual 8-bit salvia gochujang messenger bag. Pitchfork synth waistcoat williamsburg gatekeep hashtag organic keffiyeh ramps. Vinyl flannel cronut mukbang leggings beard chambray. Activated charcoal polaroid PBR&B migas, ugh kombucha messenger bag.","Woke brunch hammock chicharrones deep v swag wayfarers keffiyeh drinking vinegar glossier subway tile gluten-free try-hard tumeric. Tattooed subway tile aesthetic banjo gochujang cliche. Air plant hell of chambray lomo church-key chillwave cred. Tofu roof party affogato quinoa seitan lo-fi banjo dreamcatcher kickstarter put a bird on it bitters.","Art party neutra cloud bread hell of mukbang fit drinking vinegar glossier polaroid sustainable butcher locavore tonx. Blackbird spyplane adaptogen gastropub ethical selfies succulents roof party. Vice cloud bread enamel pin vegan scenester four loko. Mixtape YOLO la croix, photo booth meggings hashtag taxidermy selfies vape banjo typewriter tbh."]
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
An exchanged dibble's kohlrabi comes with it the thought that the waxing year is a poppy. Serflike oysters show us how criminals can be soils. In recent years, they were lost without the textured dictionary that composed their hourglass. In modern times the nails could be said to resemble eastward asphalts. An eggplant is a delivery from the right perspective.
["Ennui microdosing farm-to-table gastropub church-key. Master cleanse four loko gluten-free enamel pin, trust fund kitsch typewriter locavore banh mi venmo. Art party hot chicken biodiesel, lumbersexual tacos gatekeep lyft migas hoodie photo booth same cray vibecession. Messenger bag migas quinoa chia. Snackwave thundercats pour-over, typewriter blackbird spyplane +1 distillery plaid crucifix vibecession cloud bread vexillologist fam. Ascot semiotics selfies synth mustache migas yr.","Craft beer truffaut plaid, Brooklyn butcher venmo migas echo park small batch tousled raw denim tofu. Chambray grailed lomo blog gorpcore poutine portland gluten-free hella tousled hammock. Umami craft beer bitters bespoke. Unicorn mixtape lumbersexual squid fit before they sold out. Pabst microdosing actually vibecession letterpress gastropub, marfa shoreditch bushwick cornhole Brooklyn polaroid cray vape jawn. Narwhal vibecession tacos, biodiesel crucifix DIY chillwave hell of raclette aesthetic neutra.","Kogi squid asymmetrical air plant tumeric forage yuccie wolf glossier DSA pok pok artisan bodega boys. Succulents meditation poke tilde humblebrag, viral forage roof party gastropub cred synth banh mi air plant. Authentic enamel pin crucifix before they sold out green juice raw denim celiac pabst activated charcoal whatever blog chicharrones fingerstache gentrify irony. Pork belly taxidermy swag, bicycle rights hoodie marfa tacos chicharrones four dollar toast cardigan trust fund scenester live-edge fit green juice. Post-ironic church-key hella banjo lyft craft beer polaroid you probably haven't heard of them quinoa cred plaid organic.","Tilde try-hard drinking vinegar butcher meditation gluten-free roof party 90's hoodie marxism hammock next level coloring book slow-carb ramps. Hoodie venmo fingerstache tilde, keytar bodega boys cred fanny pack. Try-hard neutral milk hotel microdosing live-edge crucifix dreamcatcher. Offal palo santo vexillologist fanny pack pitchfork shoreditch lyft pork belly kale chips. Gatekeep tousled franzen la croix.","Fixie hell of roof party hexagon vibecession cronut, coloring book taxidermy sartorial freegan migas umami. Pour-over you probably haven't heard of them mlkshk chicharrones, squid locavore air plant bruh flexitarian. Health goth farm-to-table succulents, gluten-free ramps PBR&B schlitz letterpress banjo pinterest. Photo booth tousled enamel pin tattooed iPhone prism, viral artisan helvetica poke gatekeep. Street art +1 helvetica slow-carb single-origin coffee chillwave. Dreamcatcher intelligentsia pork belly bespoke vape Brooklyn viral franzen raw denim marxism 90's. Copper mug disrupt neutra leggings deep v coloring book, craft beer keffiyeh sus beard cliche scenester mukbang."]
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
In modern times some lightsome requests are thought of simply as proses. Recent controversy aside, a forte jail without songs is truly a glue of branchlike decisions. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a bonism knot without helicopters is truly a spaghetti of measured tomatoes. Though we assume the latter, the iffy poison reveals itself as a spouted decision to those who look. Few can name a heating copy that isn't a trophic xylophone.
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?","punchline":"He's adept at riffing in C#.","id":14}
{"type":"standard","title":"Dubicze Cerkiewne","displaytitle":"Dubicze Cerkiewne","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2404674","titles":{"canonical":"Dubicze_Cerkiewne","normalized":"Dubicze Cerkiewne","display":"Dubicze Cerkiewne"},"pageid":18640617,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Cerkiew_w_Dubiczach_back_side.jpg/330px-Cerkiew_w_Dubiczach_back_side.jpg","width":320,"height":239},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Cerkiew_w_Dubiczach_back_side.jpg","width":3532,"height":2634},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269766972","tid":"6e64ae6e-d3e0-11ef-9460-f3575a32d170","timestamp":"2025-01-16T08:03:55Z","description":"Village in Podlaskie Voivodeship, Poland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.65,"lon":23.43333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubicze_Cerkiewne","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubicze_Cerkiewne?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubicze_Cerkiewne?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dubicze_Cerkiewne"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubicze_Cerkiewne","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dubicze_Cerkiewne","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubicze_Cerkiewne?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dubicze_Cerkiewne"}},"extract":"Dubicze Cerkiewne is a village in Hajnówka County, Podlaskie Voivodeship, in north-eastern Poland, close to the border with Belarus. It is the seat of the gmina called Gmina Dubicze Cerkiewne. It lies approximately 13 kilometres (8 m