{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"fact":"Of all the species of cats, the domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All species of wild cats hold their tail horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.","length":210}
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}