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{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you generate a random string?","punchline":"Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.","id":405}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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