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Mount Louise is part of the low plateaus of the Appalachian Mountains very close to the municipality of Saints-Martyrs-Canadiens; it is located in the Arthabaska Regional County Municipality, in the administrative region of Centre-du-Québec in Quebec, in Canada. It rises to 475 metres (1,558 ft) above sea level.
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The Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) is a bureau within the United States Department of the Treasury that collects and analyzes information about financial transactions to combat domestic and international money laundering, terrorist financing, and other financial crimes.
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