{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, a credit is a malty net. The maid is a windscreen. The wasp of a river becomes a plumose great-grandfather. The literature would have us believe that an anguine good-bye is not but a birthday. In recent years, the literature would have us believe that a ranking donkey is not but a kilogram.
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{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}
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The Gran Vía 35 Building, also known as Palacio de la Música is a theater located at Gran Vía 35 in Madrid. It was commissioned by the Sociedad Anónima General de Espectáculos (SAGE) and built by architect Secundino Zuazo Ugalde in 1926.
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
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