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Modern Times Revive is the fifth studio album by Dutch rock and roll and blues group Herman Brood & His Wild Romance. The Wild Romance fell apart after Go Nutz and Wait a Minute; the \"new\" Wild Romance featured David Hollestelle on guitar. The album was produced by Rinus Gerritsen of Golden Earring.
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Sericomyrmex bondari is a species of ant in the family Formicidae.
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